LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – FEATURE 35 - “DO UNTO OTHERS..........”

When I started my light moment Fridays, at first I wondered if I would be able to find material that would make it worth it. Turns out our 4 year old son has all the material we need, as he is just so funny and comes up with the most witty and unexpected things.

The other day I heard his dad scolding him for wetting up the bathroom. I could not believe what he said next – “Do unto others.........thyself.” You know the Golden rule, “Do unto others as you would like them do unto you? Well he apparently could not remember all of it but it was still impacting. I could not believe he was actually saying this and thought I probably heard wrong.  He repeated it and for sure that was what he said and it was used in the proper context. I could not help but laugh. His Dad said to me later, "see how your son is chastising me.

I guess he is just reminding his Dad that if he himself does not want to be scolded, he should not scold others. Another teachable moment, I dare say, from the school of ethical and practical living, administered by our son.

How do children too often become the subject of abuse. You ‘gotta’ love them

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 11

'Sorry I was not able to upload my regular light moment Friday image as Blogger seem to be having some problems.'

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All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN..........

For my international readers, little Johnny is a school age fictitious character, known for having the darnest answers in class. He is his teachers' worst nightmare and so they have to be prepared for his bold sharp wit at all times.

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. 

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
 
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
 
Little Johnny raised his hand.  

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
 
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasin eight.'
 
The teacher sat down and cried.

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 8

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All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

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This is hilarious.  I hope the swear word in the last line wont offend anyone.

Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to  death!    

> Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless 
> and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what  it is today! 
> 
> A lady died this  past January, and CBIC bank billed her for February and 
> March for their annual  service charges on her credit card,  and 
> then added late fees and interest  on the monthly charge. The balance  had 
> been $0.00, now is somewhere around  $60.00. 
> 
> A family member placed a call to the CBIC Bank: 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'I am calling to tell you that she died in January.' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Maybe you should  turn it over to collections.' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Since it is two months past due, it already has  been.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to 
> the credit bureau, maybe both!' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Excuse  me?' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Did you just get what I was telling you . . . the part about  her 
> being dead?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' 
> 
> Supervisor gets on the phone: 
> Family Member: 
> 'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.' 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> (Stammer)  'Are you her lawyer?' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'No, I'm her great  nephew.' 
> (Lawyer info given) 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Sure.' 
> ( fax number is given ) 
> 
> After they get the fax: 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Our  system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I 
> can do to help.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing 
> her. I don't think she will care.' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Well,  the late fees and charges do still apply.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Would you like her new billing address?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'That might help.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> '  Rookwood Memorial   Cemetery , 1249 Centenary Rd, Sydney Plot Number 
> 1049.' 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'Sir, that's a cemetery!' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Well, what  the f**k do you do with dead people on your planet?'  

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 6 - 'THE BOOTS'

image by: http://www.support4change.com

All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

                                 

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Children are just precious, aren't they?

THE BOOTS

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO - AGAIN
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)
 
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots? He asked
for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still
didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat..
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'
She looked, and sure enough, they were.. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this
time on the correct feet.
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so? ' like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry But she mustered up what grace and
courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again..
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?' He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

 She will be eligible for parole in three years.
 

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 4

image by: http://www.support4change.com

All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

                               

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A short, to the point one

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES

"Do not use your time, energy and resources to keep up with the Joneses, just drag them down to your level, its cheaper."