LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 11

'Sorry I was not able to upload my regular light moment Friday image as Blogger seem to be having some problems.'

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All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN..........

For my international readers, little Johnny is a school age fictitious character, known for having the darnest answers in class. He is his teachers' worst nightmare and so they have to be prepared for his bold sharp wit at all times.

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. 

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
 
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
 
Little Johnny raised his hand.  

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
 
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasin eight.'
 
The teacher sat down and cried.

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 6 - 'THE BOOTS'

image by: http://www.support4change.com

All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

                                 

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Children are just precious, aren't they?

THE BOOTS

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO - AGAIN
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)
 
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots? He asked
for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still
didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat..
She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'
She looked, and sure enough, they were.. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this
time on the correct feet.
He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so? ' like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear 'em.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry But she mustered up what grace and
courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again..
Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?' He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

 She will be eligible for parole in three years.
 

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 5

image by: http://www.support4change.com

All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

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A LESSON IN PROPER ETIQUETTE

The other evening, my husband was having his dinner, when I overheard our 3 year old son scolding him for using his hands instead of his fork to eat.

He later came into the room where I was and I said to him, 'was daddy being naughty,' to which he responded, 'yes, daddy was using his hands to eat instead of using his fork.'

I later learnt from my husband that he actually picked up his fork off his plate and gave it to him, just to make sure that he adhered.

"And a little child shall lead them."

You see, they learn, even when you wonder if your efforts are in vain.

HAVE A BLESSED DAY AND WEEKEND EVERYONE