LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 11

'Sorry I was not able to upload my regular light moment Friday image as Blogger seem to be having some problems.'

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All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN..........

For my international readers, little Johnny is a school age fictitious character, known for having the darnest answers in class. He is his teachers' worst nightmare and so they have to be prepared for his bold sharp wit at all times.

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. 

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
 
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
 
Little Johnny raised his hand.  

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
 
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasin eight.'
 
The teacher sat down and cried.

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 10

image by: http://www.support4change.com

All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

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MISS AIRPORT 2011 CALENDER - Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

N.B.  I was having a problem with April's image....but you should get the picture

HEALTH TIP!!!!!!!

If you cannot afford to go to the Doctor, go to an airport - You will get a free X-Ray and Breast Exam

and;  if you mention Al Queda, you will get a free Colonoscopy.

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 8

image by: http://www.support4change.com

All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

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This is hilarious.  I hope the swear word in the last line wont offend anyone.

Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to  death!    

> Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless 
> and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what  it is today! 
> 
> A lady died this  past January, and CBIC bank billed her for February and 
> March for their annual  service charges on her credit card,  and 
> then added late fees and interest  on the monthly charge. The balance  had 
> been $0.00, now is somewhere around  $60.00. 
> 
> A family member placed a call to the CBIC Bank: 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'I am calling to tell you that she died in January.' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Maybe you should  turn it over to collections.' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Since it is two months past due, it already has  been.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to 
> the credit bureau, maybe both!' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Excuse  me?' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Did you just get what I was telling you . . . the part about  her 
> being dead?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' 
> 
> Supervisor gets on the phone: 
> Family Member: 
> 'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.' 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> (Stammer)  'Are you her lawyer?' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'No, I'm her great  nephew.' 
> (Lawyer info given) 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Sure.' 
> ( fax number is given ) 
> 
> After they get the fax: 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Our  system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I 
> can do to help.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing 
> her. I don't think she will care.' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Well,  the late fees and charges do still apply.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Would you like her new billing address?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'That might help.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> '  Rookwood Memorial   Cemetery , 1249 Centenary Rd, Sydney Plot Number 
> 1049.' 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'Sir, that's a cemetery!' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Well, what  the f**k do you do with dead people on your planet?'  

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 5

image by: http://www.support4change.com

All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

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A LESSON IN PROPER ETIQUETTE

The other evening, my husband was having his dinner, when I overheard our 3 year old son scolding him for using his hands instead of his fork to eat.

He later came into the room where I was and I said to him, 'was daddy being naughty,' to which he responded, 'yes, daddy was using his hands to eat instead of using his fork.'

I later learnt from my husband that he actually picked up his fork off his plate and gave it to him, just to make sure that he adhered.

"And a little child shall lead them."

You see, they learn, even when you wonder if your efforts are in vain.

HAVE A BLESSED DAY AND WEEKEND EVERYONE

LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 4

image by: http://www.support4change.com

All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

                               

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A short, to the point one

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES

"Do not use your time, energy and resources to keep up with the Joneses, just drag them down to your level, its cheaper."