LIGHT MOMENT FRIDAYS – Feature 8

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All of us who struggle with infertility can attest to the fact that it robs us of our happiness. It robs us of our ability to truly laugh and this is why I have come up with this new feature on my blog, called ‘Light Moment Fridays.’ I love Fridays, and I guess it is because this is the beginning of a well awaited weekend. I love the casual laid back mood. This is why I have chosen Fridays for this, where I will post short jokes and funny videos. Our son is at the stage now where he says or does things which is so hilarious, so I will share some of those precious moments with you as well.

This is for you all, especially those of us  who struggle to be happy, amidst our hurts and pain.......DO ENJOY!!!!

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This is hilarious.  I hope the swear word in the last line wont offend anyone.

Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to  death!    

> Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless 
> and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what  it is today! 
> 
> A lady died this  past January, and CBIC bank billed her for February and 
> March for their annual  service charges on her credit card,  and 
> then added late fees and interest  on the monthly charge. The balance  had 
> been $0.00, now is somewhere around  $60.00. 
> 
> A family member placed a call to the CBIC Bank: 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'I am calling to tell you that she died in January.' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Maybe you should  turn it over to collections.' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Since it is two months past due, it already has  been.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to 
> the credit bureau, maybe both!' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Excuse  me?' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Did you just get what I was telling you . . . the part about  her 
> being dead?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' 
> 
> Supervisor gets on the phone: 
> Family Member: 
> 'I'm calling to tell you, she died in January.' 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> (Stammer)  'Are you her lawyer?' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'No, I'm her great  nephew.' 
> (Lawyer info given) 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Sure.' 
> ( fax number is given ) 
> 
> After they get the fax: 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Our  system just isn't set up for death. I don't know what more I 
> can do to help.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing 
> her. I don't think she will care.' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'Well,  the late fees and charges do still apply.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Would you like her new billing address?' 
> 
> CBIC: 
> 'That might help.' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> '  Rookwood Memorial   Cemetery , 1249 Centenary Rd, Sydney Plot Number 
> 1049.' 
> 
CBIC: 
> 'Sir, that's a cemetery!' 
> 
> Family Member: 
> 'Well, what  the f**k do you do with dead people on your planet?'